David 🐻🦊 @caffeineandfoxes@fedi.mint.lgbt
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Queer 20-something on a new adventure. Bit bender, podcast enjoyer, and dad bod haver.
Joined Nov 2021
Sorry, Microsoft Power Business Intelligence for Workgroups™ Professional Edition
Ready for a few hours away from Microsoft Power Business Intelligence for Workgroups™
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an unwritten rule is
if you're not sure if your commit will fix problem x, put (hopefully) before it
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add alt text to your photos or i will Get you
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Imagine holding what is, at this time, the most powerful political position in America--lifelong tenure, the ability to override all the other branches of government with 0 democratic checks, and the ability to make de facto legislation out of thin air--and thinking you can be "bullied"
Sitting on the floor of my living room looking out my patio door because I’m too pale to go outside without applying copious amounts of sunscreen and sitting on a carpeted floor is just the vibe right now ✨
Feeling good this afternoon! I think I’m going to spend some time outside to try and keep the vibe around 😊
Might treat myself to some sushi tonight
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soup time
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bad news folks. eugen just sold mastodon to elon musk. time to pack it in and move to truth dot social, the last bastion of freedom online
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Palpatine: Lord Vader, I have a task for you
Vader: Yes, my master
Palpatine: You are to go to the supermarket and pick up some cottage cheese and three peaches
Vader: Yes, my master
Palpatine: Don't go to Kroger. They don't have the right cottage cheese
Vader: Yes, my master
Palpatine: I'll give you a coupon for it. Make sure they scan it
Vader: I believe the local Wal-Mart peaches on sale
Palpatine: Excellent. Everything is occurring as I have foreseen it
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] Gerblin Taffer 
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Handy mapping for terminology if you're on the English locale:
• tweet -> toot
• retweet -> boost
• quote tweet -> we don't have that here
• like -> favourite
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they should invent straight mastodon
Since there’s an influx of new folks in the fediverse, time for an #Introduction
I’m David, a 20-something bear-type from the United States. My pronouns are he/him and I enjoy podcasts, design, cooking, lounging about, and podcasts. I work in technology by day and am working to explore some new hobbies by night.
Please feel free to say “hi” or give a follow!
Sleepy. Should probably get shower up and head off to bed
- Pronouns
- he/him/his
Queer 20-something on a new adventure. Bit bender, podcast enjoyer, and dad bod haver.
Joined Nov 2021
